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Shit you should never do unless you're me! -PART 2-

GIRLS! Don't you hate it when your shampoo bottle is all pretty but the shampoo actually sucks? Umm strange question, but lets get on topic!

I used to have some kind of shampoo with a really pretty bottle. It was like a tweety bird design i think, it was pink, which was my favourite colour. Basically, the design of the bottle had this small horizontally shaped water drop, and written on it was "No Tears!". Judging by the words and the shape of the water drop that looked like a tear, I thought it meant like if you were washing your hair and the shampoo accidentally gets in your eye, it wouldn't sting. Actually, that happens a lot, but it does sting haha. I was thinking, if it doesn't hurt when it gets in my eye, i would use only that specific shampoo because i think everything tends to get in my eye. 

I then poured some of the shampoo into my eye, and of course, it hurt. It stung man, a lot. I think i poured out like the amount of shampoo that could fit onto my palm, into my eye. I didn't want to tell my mum, because i would probably get scolded real bad. Ughhh, but i guess getting scolded would be better than trying to solve things myself. 

I tried flushing my eye out with tap water, it didn't sting as much after that, but it became all red. I thought i could stop it from hurting if I "imagined what mummy would do", and being someone that didn't use common sense, I wanted to use a kind of Chinese oil that my mum would always apply on me. It helps tummy aches, headaches, helps you fall asleep, etc. It was a kind of clear liquid that burns, like its spicy? Really really, hot. It was a tiny bottle, about palm sized. The lip of the bottle (yes, its called a bottle lip, the sucky thingies. Great you learnt something new from me today!) was really narrow, so you could only pour our like one drop at a time. 

I aimed the hole of the bottle just a few cm above my eyes, and SHOOK THE BOTTLE. I don't know how much of that supposed miracle liquid came out, but it was enough to make my eye sting even more, but fortunately it didn't become infected. After a while it was okay, but, hey, its quite an accomplishment for something to be that close to my eyes as I actually have a fear of eye drops. I can like never get it in the proper way, like aiming it above my eye, i always have to do it from the corners of my eyes. Like squeezing the thingy from the side and let the liquid run all over my eyes.
Wastes a lot of it though, lol. 

Hope these short embarrassing stories made all of you feel better about yourselves, that you all aren't lacking in common sense like i do. I have A LOT more embarrassing stories that I'll love to share with you guys. I have so many that i feel like posting twice a week just on these! Btw guys, all these are pre-written all at once when i have the free time, and uploaded once (or twice) a week! I am so glad i finally got my motivation going. Don't want it to go to waste, so I'll write it all at one time.


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